the Honey Badgers

where no one gives a sh*t

seriously

no sh*ts

but can i ride my bike?

meals. are fun.

and this

Ice Capades, Honey Badger style

Both boys started ice skating lessons at the local rink on Superbowl Sunday. Noah tries to run and falls at least 17,459 times during his 1 hour time on the ice, but he is the most resilient honey badger that ever did exist and never once has complained about hurting...

Bed upgrade for Willy

Willy was upgraded from toddler bed to BIG kid bed on Saturday and boy is his new bed BIG and super comfortable. We stupidly realized after taking apart his toddler bed that we didn't buy the right bed frame and needed a box spring or some other slatted base support...

Ice Cream Man

The ice cream man came early this year - this was last week on a playdate with a couple boys in Noah's class.  They were all sooooo excited the ice cream truck came and all ordered identical bat man ice cream bars.  True to form, 2 boys finished their entire ice cream...

Soccer goals

Noah scored a goal at soccer on Sunday!!  Of course it happened the one time I wasn't there to witness it, but it was apparently the only goal the blue team scored!  Noah seemed very proud of himself.  Maybe there's hope yet for a future soccer player in family...

Spring Conference with Noah’s kindergarten teacher

I met with Noah's teacher yesterday afternoon for the last parent/teacher conference before the end of school next month.  She showed me drawings and worksheets Noah did from the fall through now and the improvement to his coloring, writing, reading, drawing, etc. was...

stuff Noah draws

What is this you ask?  Well, according to Noah, it's a gun.  The most phallic gun I ever did see. This one I refer to as "the day mom realized she can no longer change in front of the kids".  

Noah’s first loose tooth…er teeth

It's been about 6 months since I've logged onto this blog, which means that I forgot to document Noah's first lost tooth - and I'm so far behind that tooth became teeth!! First tooth: It was October 29th, 2017 and a rainy Sunday afternoon.  He had a soccer game and...

I have a dream that…

Some recent homework that Noah completed with my help.  [Full disclosure here: Noah's picture originally did not contain the heart...or the flowers.  I suggested he add those in, because when I asked him what his picture was of, he said a guy holding a knife at the...