The weirdest birthday card inscription ever?

Noah, what would you like to write in Alex’s birthday card?  “Umm, To Alex, You’re 5.  Chow down.  Love, Noah.”  Okaaaaaay.

Not pictured is the birthday card to Hannah in which Noah wrote: “To Awesome Hannah, I love that you’re 5.  Love, Noah”

I hope he is always this verbose.